A few days ago, we captured a high-level member of the insurgency. When we searched his place we found some of his personal effects, including some hand written papers. One of the papers was a list of things he needed to do and needed to buy.....
-fix the satellite,
-change the generator oil,
and
-buy "cowboy pants"
Cowboy pants? I'm about as American as it comes and I have NO IDEA what "cowboy pants" are. And why is it so important that this wild-eyed jihadist has "cowboy pants" in the first place?
-Cyrus
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